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The Truth About Santa

I was just thinking back to that day in my past…that dark, dreadful day when my childhood was robbed from me and I was thrown headfirst into the abyss of holiday reality.  You know what day I’m talking about, right? Yep, it was the day I learned The Truth About Santa. I believe I was [...]

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Have a Happy What?

So the Hubs and I were eating dinner awhile ago.  And it’s Monday, which means I don’t usually cook, because it’s “My Day;” meaning that I usually work in my studio on Mondays and don’t want to be bothered with the menial tasks of wifedom that obligate me the rest of the week, especially when [...]

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30 Minute Meals My Ass

For you folks that don’t know, I’m kind of addicted to the Food Network. I can watch that almost any day or time and find something I want to watch. I also get a lot of recipes from watching it too.  I baby-sit my granddaughter all day four days per week, and I have that [...]

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Seen and Heard at Olive Garden

So the Hubs and I went out to eat at The O.G. on Saturday. And it was quite the entertaining day, to be sure. Really, you just never know what you might observe while waiting for your super special Olive Garden coaster-buzzer to alert you of your awaiting table. For instance, I went into the [...]

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Oops, My Boob Fell Out

It’s just funny really. No matter how hard I try, I cannot for the life of me ever fathom a situation in which these 5 little words could ever be attributed to me: Oops, My Boob Fell Out I mean, seriously. Who does this happen to (excluding Janet Jackson, of course, since that was clearly [...]

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They F*ck You at the Drive Thru

As I went through the Mickey D’s drive thru yesterday to grab a quick and fattening-but-oh-so-tasty lunch, I placed my usual order: McDouble, no onions Large Fries Sweet tea, no ice Yes, I’m one of those people, the ones who want to break away from the default not-so-fast-food preparation and get it my own way. [...]

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