Oops, My Boob Fell Out
It’s just funny really. No matter how hard I try, I cannot for the life of me ever fathom a situation in which these 5 little words could ever be attributed to me:
Oops, My Boob Fell Out
I mean, seriously. Who does this happen to (excluding Janet Jackson, of course, since that was clearly an uncontrollable wardrobe malfunction aided by an overzealous Justin Timberlake in an angst-ridden-Superbowl-half-time-moment)?
Apparently, poor Heidi Montag was in Costa Rica last week when her bikini top just happened to come off…in front of photographers. Not that I’m suggesting this bikini top mishap was anything other than accidental, because really, that would mean that Heidi was simply a fame whore, desperately clinging to the spotlight that is beginning to fade on her 15 minutes of reality “stardom” and surgically-enhanced G-cup boobage.
[Pausing to stifle the laughter as it occurs to me who I am talking about.]
Anyhoots, hopefully little miss silicone at least got some decent money for that staged photographic flasher moment. She does have a suspicious bandage on her nose, so perhaps she needs money to pay for a recent surgery? Or maybe she just wants to buy a bunch of copies of her sex tape with Spencer. Christmas is coming, after all.
Oy.
How did I know you were talking about this when I saw the title? I saw this on TMZ and thought “Of course she did this on purpose.” And if she didn’t do it on purpose, it’s still her fault because God knows that little bit of fabric wasn’t gonna hold up her G sized boobs.
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She absolutely did do it on purpose, P.S. We are both right about that. That photo is only one of a series of 7 or 8 photos that day, all taken in succession (though TMZ doesn’t mention that, of course). It was clearly staged. I’ll be so glad when her 15 minutes are up.