1 For the Snickers, 2 for the Smiles
I have a few things to share this week for Snickers and Smiles. Let us start with the Snicker, and then we can end with the Smiles. And no, I’m not trying to see how many times I can write snickers and smiles in this post…or am I???
This indeed made me snicker when I saw it…right before I literally LOL’d. First of all, who doesn’t love them some Captain Jean-Luc Picard? He is, clearly, one of Star Trek’s hottest captains. And you know how he is, all calm and controlled and professional to an inter-galactic fault. And yet here we have him supposedly saying the F-word. Admit it. That’s just funny! And if you don’t think it is…there’s the door…now get the…oh, you get the idea.
Next up, Smile number one. Are you ready? Brace yourself.
Now when was the last time a furry little rodent didn’t make you smile? OK, yes, excluding the time you saw one in the kitchen cupboard, which is definitely not cause for a smile. At least not in my house. But this little guy, awe shucks, he’s cute! And cuteness generally causes smiles in my neck of the woods.
Finally, we have Smile number 2, which I’ll just call Princess Destiny. She’s my granddaughter. And she’ll all decked out in her tiara and flashy earrings, ready to reign supreme if the moment calls for it.
But who are we kidding? That little princess rules her roost (and part of mine too). And she definitely makes me smile. Not that I’m biased or anything. 
THAT BABY IS SCRUMPTIOUS! She is so utterly gorgeous! She owns that tiara and earrings.
I love that Captain Picard poster. Awesome. It reminds me of the new book that’s out right now. It’s made to look like a kid’s book, but it’s for adults and it’s hysterical. It’s entitled “Go The Fuck To Sleep.”
Here’s one of the lines, “the eagles who soar through the night are at rest/And the creatures who run, crawl and creep/I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying./Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.”
The author was inspired after trying to get his toddler to bed. Love it.
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