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MJ and Oprah Macros

Tinalicious — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:02:15 +0000

Well, I warned told you last week that this weeks’ MJ Monday Macros would be Oprah-themed. And I ain’t kidding. If you’re an Oprah fan, you probably won’t like these. But if you’re an MJ fan, you definitely will. All I can really say to anyone who might not “get it” is this: Oprah says a lot of things with regard to Michael Jackson that she doesn’t need to say. She also doesn’t say a lot of things that she most definitely should. And considering the power that this woman has (both real and imagined), she should really stop and take that into consideration from time to time.

I will say also that I don’t hate Oprah, and this isn’t about bashing her. The macros I post (whether I make them myself or are made by others) are meant to be funny. And if they didn’t have a hint of truth in them, they just wouldn’t be that funny. These macros are all about the FUNNY. Please take them as just that and nothing more.

MJ Monday Stanky Macros

Tinalicious — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:02:31 +0000

Today’s Michael Jackson Macros are dedicated to the art of the stank. OK, maybe the stank–a.k.a. the stink, the cheese, and just plain old farts–isn’t really an art, per se. But when used with creativity and flair in a macro, do they not become a form of art? [And yes, I realize I am reaching here. So be it.]

So please enjoy these stinky stank-related macros [and be grateful there's no such thing as virtual cyber-stink] on your Michael Jackson Monday. The first one was made by another fan, and I just happily stumbled upon it one day. But the other two were made by yours truly. I make as many macros myself as possible, but sometimes I just find one I like so much I have to share it.

In case you are unaware, Tito Jackson is a big taco fan. For realz. He Tweets about tacos all the time. So when I was creating the above macro, Tito and his tacos came immediately to mind as the perfect punchline.

And in case you don’t know, there are a lot of MJ fans who take issue with the things Oprah has said (or not said, as the case may be) about Michael. So the above macro is kind of an homage to the MJ fans, who, um, aren’t exactly Oprah fans. Consider this a prelude to next Monday’s MJ Macros, which will all be Oprah-themed. Consider yourself warned.

Have a great Monday!

Michael Jackson Monday Mood

Tinalicious — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:25:54 +0000

In my opinion, there’s always one great way to ensure a great Monday…and that’s with some Michael Jackson macros. Hope you get a giggle or two to start your week!

And as someone who doesn’t understand the whole Justin Bieber thing, this next one is my personal favorite for today!
(be sure to click to enlarge)

Now, shamone, get busy and have a good day!

Who’s Who

Tinalicious — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:29:33 +0000

Apparently, I’m somebody, according to Strathmore’s Who’s Who. I got a letter that confirms this, so hey, it must be true.

It is my pleasure to inform you that your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2009 edition. Strathmore’s Who’s Who each year recognizes and selects key executives, professionals, and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements. Those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession share this recognition.

OK, so, not only am I “distinguished,” but I also have “outstanding business and professional achievements.” That’s so interesting! I didn’t know that having a net income of $0 from my business was considered an outstanding business achievement! Holy heck, I’m doing better than I thought!

What’s next? Will Forbes be calling me for the next Fortune 500?! And surely Oprah will want an interview to extol the merits of my highly tuned business acumen. Perhaps even The Donald will be calling, wanting some insight from a clearly accomplished business professional. Like, for real.

That letter from Strathmore made my day. Perhaps I should frame it and hang it on the wall alongside my other nonexistent awards and accolades, so that I can give my name the spotlight it deserves. But wait…what’s this? My name is nowhere on this letter. It’s not addressed to me at all. It says…Dear…Company Owner. Apparently, I’m so distinguished and accomplished that they can’t even address me by name?!

WTH?

What a racket. I wish I had a dollar for every time I got one of these letters. (Seriously, that would add up to a LOT of money by now!) Yeah, they’re gonna put my name in a book alright. But the only way I’ll see it myself is to buy the damned book, which is, of course, the whole point of the letter.

Do people really fall for this? If so, I am definitely in the wrong business. And let’s not overlook the fact that this letter came…by fax, just as all news of professional accomplishment and achievement should come.

Not.

Gotta give props to the folks at Strathmore though. If they’re making money in this economy with this gimmick, more power to ‘em. It’s the American way.