Well not me! No. I’m perfectly content to be the almost middle class, semi-ordinary, not-quite starving artist/blogger/former art teacher, who lives in the hideously boring flatlands of northwest Ohio with her husband, watching movies on Saturday night. Hollywood, Schmollywood. THIS is living!

But anyhoots…I was flipping through our vast array of On Demand video options for this evening. I saw plenty of flicks that I’d enjoy watching, but the Hubs? Probably not so much. And I saw plenty of flicks that he would enjoy watching. But me? Probably not so much. And that’s always the biggest challenge on movie night: finding a movie we’ll both enjoy watching.

So he suggests Terminator: Salvation.

And all I can do is roll my eyes and I sigh.

I mean, the only salvation I’ll get from a Terminator movie is if I don’t have to watch it. The first one rocked. The second one…it was OK. The Third? Yawn.  But damn. Let the machines die already.

Then I suggest the rom-com,  The Back-Up Plan.

Surely a chick flick about a  single woman who gets pregnant with twins via artificial insemination, only to meet the man of her dreams on the very same day, that has to have some redeeming quality in the Hubs’ eyes, right? Doesn’t Jennifer Lopez’s ass count for anything?

Apparently  not.

So it was clear fairly quick we weren’t going to agree on a movie via On Demand. And I wasn’t much in the mood to wade through my library of all my favorite DVD’s. But then I remembered that I had recently bought a special edition of the Tom Hanks movie, Big and hadn’t yet watched it.

It’s been years since we’ve seen that, but it’s a great movie, a classic,  and  has something for both sexes, to be sure. So I gave him a choice.

“I guess I can either let you pick something on TV (which in reality is just code for him flipping channels for two hours), or we can watch that DVD of Big that I just bought.”

His reply? “Isn’t that movie kind of…OLD?”

“Um, it’s from the late 80′s. That’s not that old. It’s in color and everything,” I told him.

And he just rolled his eyes and sighed.

But then he shoots back a counter offer: “I say, you can put Big in, or we can watch that DVD of Close Encounters you bought me for Christmas.”

Dammit, man. Where is that crappy memory of yours when I really need it? He can’t remember what we had for dinner last night, but he can remember that I got him the collector’s edition of Close Encounters for Christmas–two weeks ago?!  WTH, dude?! And like I can really say no to letting him watch the movie I’d given him as a gift. Man, he’s good.

And so I just rolled my eyes and sighed.

But on the way to the DVD player, I did have to point out one very important  bit of cinematic trivia to the Hubs.

“You do realize that this movie is OLD, don’tcha, fella? It’s from all the way back in…1977.”

Tom Hanks on Bosom Buddies

Seriously, who can forget the TV show that brought us the two guys who had to dress like women to live in an all female apartment building to have an affordable place to live. Yes, really!

Kip Wilson and his alter ego Buffy Wilson were played by Tom Hanks. His friend Henry Desmond and his alter ego Hildegarde were played by Peter Scolari.  Buffy and Hildegarde were supposed to be Kip and Henry’s sisters.  Quite the striking resemblance to their siblings, to be sure. The show only lasted a few seasons, but it sparked a really BIG career for Tom Hanks.

George Clooney on Facts of Life

I used to love the Facts of Life, the show about the all girls boarding school. Who can forget miss perfect snooty, Blair;  the tomboy, Jo, who loved to give Blair a hard time; cutie Miss Tooty, who spent a lot of time on roller skates in the first season or two; and the funny girl we all loved, Natalie. I was a teenager, and they were teenagers, so of course I loved them.

I also loved the first time I saw the handyman character, George  Burnett (who didn’t appear until a later season), who was played by none other than future Oscar winner, George Clooney. His role was fairly minimal, only making occasional appearances. But hey, he got noticed (and I don’t mean by just me). He later appeared on Roseanne and that little medical drama, what was it called? Oh yeah, ER. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Leonardo DiCaprio on Growing Pains

Growing Pains is known for launching the career, and teen heartthrob status, of its teen star, Kirk Cameron (brother of Candace Cameron, one of the stars of the 80′s show, Full House). But it also gave a helping hand to a then up-and-comer with a very long name: Leonardo DiCaprio.

Leo’s character, Luke Brower, didn’t appear until the show’s 7th season. He was a complete unknown at the time. The show had sank in the ratings by this time, and Leo’s character was an attempt to give it a jump start. It didn’t work for the show, but hey, it worked for Leo. He went on to star in (need I say it?) Titanic, and while that ship sank too, the movie sure didn’t. And Leo’s film career has been sailing on ever since.

Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street

I think I have to be one of the few people who didn’t watch 21 Jump Street. Not sure why I didn’t watch it, but I definitely knew of the show, and of one of its stars in particular, Johnny Depp. You kind of had to be living under a rock not to know about that show and its stars. Their faces were all over the place.

The show was a police drama, about young looking police officers, who went undercover to investigate crimes in high schools and other teen hangouts. There wasn’t much undercover about Depp’s career though, which this show helped to catapult. He also became a teen idol, which he apparently detested being, so he left  after the 4th season. Depp has appeared in a lot of movies since then, but he didn’t win my heart until he became Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Come on, who doesn’t love a pirate? Savvy?

Bruce Willis on Moonlighting

Before he was kicking ass on Die Hard, before he was saving the world in Armageddon, before he was Unbreakable, Bruce Willis was my favorite PI in the 80′s show,  Moonlighting.

Bruce played David Addison, who partners up with Maddie Hayes, played by Cybill Shepherd; she is a former model and owner of the agency. She was swindled by her investment adviser, who took off with all her money and left her with only the detective agency. I think the show was good because of the chemistry between David and Maddie, which is kind of funny, considering that at the time, rumor had it the two of them couldn’t really stand each other in real life. But you know what they say, there’s a fine line between love and hate, and the show worked great until the two characters finally consummated their relationship. Not long after, the show pretty much dissolved into TV nothingness. But hey, Bruce’s moonlighting days are long over. I’d say he’s made a pretty good name for himself. And rumor has it that Die Hard 5 is coming to a theater near you in 2012. Yippee-ki-yay, mother f****r!