Some days really do go to the dogs, don’t they?

I never really grasped the concept of the put-your-kid-on-a-leash mentality, but even if I did, the crawling on all fours in Wal Mart is just a bit much. But his mom sure seems to be enjoying it. One has to wonder if she’ll enjoy it as much when the kid cuts his hand on something on that germ-covered floor, and then mom has to kiss the boo-boo on his germ-covered hand, resulting in the whole family coming down with a stomach virus (or worse), all because that kid is wearing a leash. Smart thinking.

This photo makes me appreciate s0mething very important: that I don’t ride rollercoasters! I feel so sorry for the person on the receiving end of that puke-fest. And somehow I think that the two guys behind them on the vomit rocket fared only slightly better. I’m sorry, but if someone vomited all over me like that, I would have a difficult time not punching them in the face as soon as we were back on solid ground. Gross.

I just love a good wardrobe malfunction, don’t you? I’ll give him 9.0 for the dive. And 10.0 for the ass.

I knew Chewbacca was a perv.

I think my post title is self-explanatory. But for those that need the visual, the photo speaks for itself too.

On a side note, no, I have never had a Brazillian. And no, I will never have one. The only hair I want removed is that annoying crap above my lip that I pluck every other day.

I have only one thing left to say, and it seems appropriate to say it in photo form.

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Have you figured it out yet…I mean, after you closed your mouth and stopped scratching your head saying WTF? At first glance, this Lowes employee appears to be naked. But she’s not. She’s actually a dark-skinned woman…wearing light flesh-colored skin-tight leggings.

The obvious question, of course, is WHY?

Once again, proof positive that retail stores need to clearly spell out–and enforce–their dress codes. Sheesh.

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Nuns with guns?

Badass?

My Wordless Wednesday work here is done.

WTF?!

What’s left to say really?

Happy HUMP Day does come to mind though.

WTF?!

Kinda gives brand new meaning to the words, “Boob Tubes,” now doesn’t it?

Have a good Wednesday.