Hey, Girl, That's MY Vampire!

Um, excuse me, missy, but you're touching MY vampire.

Touching Twilight Vampire RPattz

Seriously now, HANDS OFF!

Vampire Twilight RPattz

Sure, he seems gracious, and mildly amused even in the next pic. But in his head he's probably thinking, has she washed her hands before touching me?! Hello, ever heard of Swine Flu?! Look more closely, you can tell that even his bodyguard on the right is thinking that! And the one on the left is pointing at her, as if to say, "touch him again and I'll take off your arm."

Oh no, wait, that was probably just me.