I know. Really. I do. I am far too old to be so hung up on Edward Cullen, aka Robert Pattinson, aka the hottest vampire ever. Seriously, I know!
But I also know that life is ever so short, and you may as well find a little vampire sunshine in it wherever you can. So what if I'm old enough to be his mother much older sister! To hell with propriety!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with appreciating some of life's beauty...even if you find it on the silver screen, behind 300 screaming teenage girls, who probably know his birth date, his shoe size, and even his favorite brand of toothpaste.
It's not like I'm a freak or something. Believe me, I live next door to a freak, so I know what they look like! I'm just a wee bit taken with a fictional character, that's all. You don't have to understand it; some things are just beyond explanation.
OK, gotta run. I'm late for my Twilighters-Anonymous meeting a meeting.
